Sad short stories of a girl curled up in her shell

My name isn't Elsie, it's Jordan. Elsie Flowers is something I made up to help with deal with myself better. I'm 23 years old, and live in Portland, OR. I will ruin your life, and that's a guarantee. I have Borderline Personality Disorder. I'm a work in progress.
Indifferent. Melodramatic. Bittersweet. Cynical. Ambiguous. Sarcastic. Introverted. Neurotic. Indecisive. Selfish. Fickle. Sensitive. Hypocrite. Dreamer.
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Posts tagged red velvet.

Courtney and I always end up baking something. First, our killer cupcakes. Last night, we decided to bake a red velvet cake and draw the Sigil of Baphomet on it. I used two boxes of food coloring to make the icing black, and it ended up staining our mouths black, so we didn’t even eat the damn cake.

(Please don’t remove the text. We deserve credit!)

05.09.12 ♥ 77

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Along with cupcakes with killers on them, I also made cupcakes with Sam’s face and my face. Because that’s how gay I am.

02.28.12 ♥ 4

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Courtney (c0urtlynn.tumblr.com) and I made red velvet killer cupcakes. Literally. Name that killer!

02.28.12 ♥ 25